He was carrying a 2L coke bottle and a biro

I've always wanted a tattoo but i've never really known what to get. There's the permanency of tattoos that make you want to lean towards gettinbg something that you're going to like forever. So I always thought i'd give myself a good few years to come up with something, and if at the end of the period I'm still loving on it, we're on.

So I was out in the very early hours to the not so very early hours of sunday morning and as we left a club, the people I was with inside started to litter the street surrounding. I looked over and some of the guys were entertaining a cracky homeless guy.

This guy was the most eccentric looking person i'd ever seen in my life. He was wearing a shower cap, a baseball cap on top of it, had an elastic band hanging over his ear and had 3 safety pins hanging off that. He was carrying a 2L coke bottle and a biro and had drawn a sleeve of little sribbly faces all over his left arm.

Now i'll have you know right now that I am the biggest fan of looking like a dick when i'm drunk. So naturally i decide that these biro tats are for me.

Long story short, I left with pen all over my arm and decdided that one of the things he wrote on my arm was so hilarious, i wanted it for life. It says 'tell me'

It means nothing. Except that I had a hilarious night last saturday.